The Frog and the Engineer

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Flexie



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PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:15 pm    Post subject: The Frog and the Engineer Reply with quote

The Frog and the Engineer

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you forever." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you forever, and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now, that's cool!"


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm, doesn't sound like any of the engineers I work with. A beautiful girl showing an interest in them? Pass that up? Not bloody likely LOL

Well, there is one, but he's an odd duck.
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Alexander



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cute one Flexie, I am an Engineer and I definately have time for a pretty lady Wink

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