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Flexie



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:20 pm    Post subject: New Secretary Reply with quote
Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite.

One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open."

He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

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mimee



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
HAHAHA ! good one.!!
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Wicked innocence



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Victoria56



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing Now that's funny!
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roseraven



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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
:lol very funny
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Wicked innocence



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wonder if thats where the term sad sack came from .....lol
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roseraven



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
could have been wicked Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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