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Flexie
Joined: 23 Jun 2006
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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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One of our lawyers was in court today and came back with this excerpt.....Im glad the lawyer doesnt work for our firm...Everyone in court was in stitches LOL
Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined that body of Mr. Huntington at St. Mary's Hospital?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 5:30 P.M.
Q: And Mr. Huntington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him!
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Scotsman
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Joined: 03 Aug 2004
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Location: MadWolf Software
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And thus confirming my opinion of the legal "profession".  |
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Flexie
Joined: 23 Jun 2006
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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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now now Scotsman....I refuse to comment on your opinion on the grounds that anything I say may be held against me....LOL
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Cheiron
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Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
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HAHAHAAHA, hilarious
now Scotsman... lawyers may be a pain in the back, but....
do I have to mention Tacoma bridge (wind frequency) ?
and here's a nice link:
Engineering Disasters
http://www.matscieng.sunysb.edu/disaster/
watch the statistics of disaster cause... 36 % ... lack of knowledge.
As good ol' Jacques Derrida claimed: "the professional is a myth, everything is bricolage"
LOL
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Alexander
Joined: 06 Nov 2010
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Location: New York, USA
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Cheiron, in every profession unfortunately a disaster can happen. I would not like being the lawyer in that courtroom making a fool out of myself LOL.
As to the statement "the professional is a myth, everything is bricolage"
I get the bricolage part. Bricolage means to make creative and resourceful use of whatever materials are at hand.
The professional is a myth?
A Professional is a person who has obtained a degree in a professional field, how the hell is that a myth????? Am I missing something?? lol
Flexie if I ever need a lawyer in Montreal, I come see you
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Hank
Joined: 16 Nov 2006
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Location: mississippi
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| Did this really happen in a courtroom there in Montreal? I can show you the same exact sequence of conversation from an e-mail that has been circulating the internet for 5 yrs or more now. It also includes other gaffs by attorneys in court. Just wondering if someone pulled your leg Flexie. |
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Jade
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Location: Ireland
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| Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:31 pm Post subject: a really old joke |
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yep, thats what it is, a really old joke, substitute names and hospitals to fit and add credibility.
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Island Girl
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Alexander, it would be nice to meet you - you seem to be a Phantom in Manor - all the folk in AF would like to welcome you to Manor if you get the chance to drop by.  |
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