Wicked innocence

Joined: 31 Jul 2006 Posts: 49
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:14 am Post subject: The end of the world |
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The End Of The World
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?
USA Today: WE'RE DEAD
The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
National Enquirer: SHEEP MISSING ALL OVER WORLD
Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER
Wired: THE LAST NEW THING
Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
Readers Digest: BYE
Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS
WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS. BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH
OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING
BACK IN 100 YEARS
Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE
APOCALYPSE
Microsoft's Web Site: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE,
DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.
IBM: ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE!
The New York Times: Proof that Bush policies caused global warming
Boston Globe: STRONG N.E. WINDS PREDICTED
Cuba Libre: AMERICA BLOWS UP WORLD
Arizona Republic: Temperatures expected to hit 1016 F today. |
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