[Cheiron]

A while ago 20 danish women invaded a public swimming hall, with no top on... to make a statement to all danes that they wanted to "desexualize" their breasts, and that it should be regarded as just another part of anatomy and the "movement" seems to spread.

Now there is a new "happening"... only this time the theme is slightly different: they swap bathing suits with men, so the men wears the bikini and the women wears the mens swimming trunks.....

Now... um... I might be totally wrong here, but bare with me...

First of all... if they want to desexualize their breasts... is that smart?.. I mean... teaching men that their breasts are not ...uh well... "arousing" to men...? What will be next... that men just see woman as non-desireable, and where does that leave us all.. reproductively??

Secondly...
Imagine following scenario:

Wife or gf asks : "honey do you find my breasts sexy?"
(I can almost hear a bunch of guys nodding sagely recognising that question)

Now the guy has two options, and some fast thinking to do...

Answer 1: "No hon, I don't find them sexy at all".
(this will prolly result in a slap and a furious gf)

Answer 2: "Yes hon, I find them exstremely sexy".
(this will prolly generate an answer like: "you chauvinistic pig!" and a slap and a furious gf)

But ... what they want it seems, is that men somehow can turn the umm... the erotic perception of female protuberances on and off depending on situation.

Kinda a tall order to ask huh?

PS: and my sympathies to the guys in bikinis
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the day by rejecting his own pet hypotheses".
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"Wir müssen wissen
Wir werden wissen"
(David Hilbert)

[George]

Well, like any red blooded american male, I would most likely take 5th amendment of the Constitution which is my God given right and possibly take a fifth of some good whiskey as well.

Any question which requires an answer that will cause great physical harm to my body or ego will be hazardous to my health.

Any questions which requires a man to make a choice between life or death I would deem quite unfair. Any answer made by myself or any other male is doomed to failure

So, Ladies, I will say this....I believe that you all have beautiful minds, beautiful souls and bodies that are great to behold....and I am sticking to that story.
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[mimee]

Well Well, what a topic.....lol
i wonr "rant" as Che might think i would
remember guys, those are part of our anatomy....
also, and more importantly , we DO HAVE MINDS !!!!
and believe me oour minds are not in our boobs.......
seems males focus on the body------particular parts lol
are you scared of actually appreciating our minds..?
Lord i dont even know why i commented LMAO

Mimee

[Cheiron]

Btw... maybe swimming as excercise is not that bad a sport after all... but I'll keep my swimming trunks, thanks
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Cheiron
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"Any scientist with respect for himself should start
the day by rejecting his own pet hypotheses".
(Konrad Lorenz)

"Wir müssen wissen
Wir werden wissen"
(David Hilbert)

[mimee]

Thank You Thank You Che..
i dont need any more trauma today ......

Mimee

[Cheiron]

[George]

I must at this time make my position perfectly clear......


In my best Sargeant Shultz impression...........................

I See nothing...................

I Hear Nothing......................................

I Say Noooothhhhhhhh...ing !!!

Anything else puts me in peril of the hoof-and-mouth disease as in "open mouth...insert foot !!!"

So I say to myself..."hush son"...it soon shall pass.
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[Jade]

what part of that was not a rant?
btw, no I don't like the idea of myself in a bikini one bit, Mims, so I am with ya there. lol[/quote]
oh i dunno , i think you would look good in an itsey bitsey yellow polka dot bikini che, with any luck you can purchase the top and bottom separately as i'm thinking you will need a larger size on the bottoms, well ya know if its too tight, people will not be looking you in the face while talking to you assuming that anyone dares to talk to you in that get-up. dont fret G just send your measurements and we'll get you one too, decide on colour now boys, no fighting
BTW G you are fooling none with that agree with everything stratedgy, its makes us suspicious and nervous, a dangerous combination
Jade
p.s. hope ye get the weather to those off yer assets lads.

[Bri]

I am so glad my 200th post here gives me an opportunity to fess up to a personal fetish I carry.

OK OK I want big thumbs !!!!!!!!

Ever since middle school when some of the other girls sprouted large rounded thumbs I have suffered from being under whelmed from a "thumby" point of view. I have checked with numerous plastic surgeons and gotten nowhere with my desire to be a ton a thumber. Some even try to make me feel better by telling my my lil thumbies won’t drag on the space bar when I get old and impair my typing speed.,, all that is just words to my lack of self worth these thumbs have forced my brain to accept..

OK OK I will go now, in tears, looking for a cheap flight to Danish Land with my “padded gloves” and await DHL’s delivery of the newest Wonder Mittens for the coming summer..
Then watchout world, cuz Bri will have as big a set of thumbs as that hussy Mimee!!!
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[Scotsman]

I know I have those hip waders around here someplace, gonna need them soon as deep as this sh** is getting

[Cheiron]

to add to Scotsmans frustrations... hehe... and since the topic here is "Crazy Danes"...(and the hopefully humoristically perceived gender talk)

Danish Handball team (men) just won the European Championship, it is 41 years ago since we won. All nation cheered and all was well, big reception at city hall and 40.000 people on town square with fireworks and everything sent live on national TV. On the teams return to Copenhagen in a regular passenger flight, the danish airforce sent two F16 fighters to escort the plane all the way to landing, then they roared off with a victory roll. ... A nice gesture I think.

Now... next day the happy danes should wake up to a hopefully happy day...but ..nono... media is full of furious women's rights spokeswomen shouting and fretting about the chauvinistic reception, to much bewilderment .. I think .. to especially the male part of the happy land of Denmark.

And why? ... well when Danish Women's Handball team won Gold at the Olympics years ago, they got same treatment, but uhoh... except for the two F16 figthers...

Danish Airforce has apologized even: "... umm... oh ...duh...sorry, we didn't think about that....but we had an exercise scheduled and ummm..we just thought it would be a good idea and a nice gesture."

To the laconic answer from the spokeswomen: "YEAH SURE!"

Sigh... it is not easy being a dane lol
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Cheiron
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"Any scientist with respect for himself should start
the day by rejecting his own pet hypotheses".
(Konrad Lorenz)

"Wir müssen wissen
Wir werden wissen"
(David Hilbert)

[Rawhide]

Well,,,uhhhh,,,errrr,,,thank you Che my friend for burying us guys .
My solution ,,,would be a classy one piece ,,cut down the sides to show off my profile from the side,,,,the ladies can wear whatever shows their ,,hmmmm intellect off ,,,,,course this cold winter may betray their superior intentions ,,,,then again possiblie not,,,,,,final thought ,,,,,no passion pink for my swim wear please ,,,,,to early,,not enough coffee,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Raw

[George]

I must respond now because I must state that I am now chastised and hanging my head. I now feel properly desexualized and feel no real need now to propagate the species. I will now relegate myself to a mondain existance.

I have even tried to eliminate the "word" from my vocabulary

At Thanksgiving I will no longer ask for the _____of the turkey.

I can no longer keep a ________ of the situation.

My newborn can no longer _______feed.

There is no longer a red_____finch(probably wasn't before).

I now have to see all women as sexless beings. They have made one of their best attributes a taboo subject. Oh well, back to checkers.

As far as the males wearing women's swimwear. Be careful what you wish for ladies. It would not be a pretty sight . I would probably opt for a pair of hip waders if Scotsman has an extra pair and finally thumbs up to Bri.

But then.....I have always been a leg man myself...Ohhh excuse me...a limb
man.

PS...BTW ladies...when I quit looking at the female form it means I have stopped breathing and have left this mortal coil.
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[mimee]

hahahah Bri i can give u some i have plenty.. but pls dont cry makes me sad .... these sguys know not what they say......
cant listen to a word Che or George say......... Jade has them figured out too..

as always just me
Mimee

[Cheiron]